About me

CSS is a bitch, so I can't put a bulleted list; instead, I'll just put dashes inside of some paragraph tags.

- My real name is Sam. I don't care if you call me Sam or Popcorn, just do not call me "Sam-I-Am". PLEASE.

- I live in Ohio. It's great here! (Yes, okay, the weather is crap like we have you believe it is. I still like living here.)

- I'm currently aspiring towards two things: a) learning to code better (this is sure helping!) and b) learning a foreign language. (Hello, Russian!)